Well, I’ve been thinking about it, and I wanted to put up stupid jokes surrounding the Halloween season. But, it is almost the end of the season, so I thought that I should put a bunch in one post! I have to say that I did not make these up. I just found them on the internet somewhere. Enjoy! If you can! Muahahahahaha! Oh wait, that wasn’t even a joke, DANG IT!
Q.) How do you fix a Jack-O-Lantern?
A.) With a pumpkin patch!
Q.) What goes “HAHA….Thud!”
A.) A monster laughing its head off!
Q.) What is a ghost’s favorite snack?
A. A boo-loney sandwich!
Q.) What do you call a witch at the beach?
A.) A sand witch!
Q.) Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor?
A.) Because he had HIGH spirits!
Q.) Why does Dracula have no friends?
A.) Because he’s a pain in the neck!
Q.) What is a vampire’s favorite person on a baseball team?
A.) A bat boy!
Q.) What happens when you see twin witches?
A.) You don’t know which witch is witch!
Q.) What is a mummie’s favorite type of music?
A.) Wrap!
Q.) What is a ghost’s favorite type of street?
A.) A dead end!
Q.) What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
A.) Fangsgiving!
Q.) Who was the famous ghost detective?
A.) Sherlock Moans!
Q.) What do skeletons say before the start eating?
A.) Bone appetit!
Q.) When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
A.) When you’re a mouse!
Q.) Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A.) Because people are dying to get in!
Q.) Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A.) No Body!
Q.) What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
A.) Boo-Berries!
Q.) What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A.) Spooketti!
Q.) What does the ghost call his mom and dad?
A.) Transparents!
Q.) What is the radius of a pumpkin?
A.) Pi!
Q.) What did one casket say to the other casket?
A.) “Is that you coffin?”
Q.) How do you make a witch itch?
A.) Take away the W!
Q.) Why couldn’t the skeleton laugh?
A.) Because he lost his funny bone!
I hope you enjoyed! I will try to put up another post later today, but until then, farewell. I hope these jokes gave quite a fright, along with a side of goosebumps. Would you like some candy corn? They are well known as, pumpkin poop! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
The Universe According To Charlie 
I loved every one of these jokes! Especially the Ghost’s favourite type of street 🙂
Thanks for the Halloween Giggle!
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Thank you!
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you cracked me up thanks!!!! i will borrow a few for some friends today- thanks again!! 🙂 my wife made up one for you – what do you call it when Halloween falls on a Saturday and Sunday? ….. a EEKend! have fun.
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Thank you so much!
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