Sorry that I couldn’t have this up last night, I went to the Weird Al concert at the Mann, and it leaked in to about 10:00 so there wasn’t enough time to type even the single word pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovoicanoconiosis. But, now we are leaking in to the boring blog posts, for instance the Crab one that I will be re-writing today. Even the title of the post is bleak. Oh well. Here is the old one;
Why does the thought of summer sound so good but the actual thing can be boring. Today was another day of doing nothing. I was playing Minecraft when I realized the game is a living nightmare. LIke, your stuck on a desserted world world where your only friends can be pigs and zombies. Plus, theres none of the things that people need to survive in the 21st century. Like no computers, Phones and tablets. Then I stopped playing and wondered if flies that are born without wings are stilled called a fly. It seems like they should be called a walk. Maybe if they are called walks and flies are telepathic with other flies, people would make fun of a walk by calling them a fly. That would be cruel. Anyways, later we went to our Nannys house to sleep over. All we really did there was sit around. So it wasn’t much of a change from what we were doing before. I remembered a crab that we buried in our Nanny’s yard a few years ago. It was stuffed so nothing really terrible and murderous. I went outside to dig it up and I found it…. DECAPITATED!!! If your wondering how a crab was decapitated it was sort of in half. The stuffing that was out was brown and gross. I instantly dropped it and buried it back up. Then after that I started writing my blog today, and here I am. So another boring day, I hope things will change.
Oh boy. This is like the Klondike Gold Rush of spelling errors. i mean, there is no way that I would forget to capitalize the I! Ever! Not in a million years! Just the letter itself haunts me! But that’s what re-writing is for! And I’d love to remind you, this is merely just showing how one can within just the short span of a year! It’s not like I’m saying the post is bad and deserves to be re-written, I’m just doing a little tribute to show a person can change within such a short amount of time. Anyways, here we go!
How can the ideal stereotype of Summer vacation sound so amazing, like beach fun, wet towels, friends, pools and the ocean, when the actual thing is couch, potato chips, and internet. I can say that today was another day of just that. I was binge-playing that stupid internet game that I’m sure everyone has heard of at the moment called Minecraft, until I realized that the game is like taking place in the nightmare of someone. You are stuck on a deserted island where monsters can come alive, and there are none of the necessities to survive in the 21st century, so no phones or Facebook. That basically ruined my perception of the game, so I stopped and sat around somewhere else.
I then wondered what happens when flies are born without wings. Are they still called flies? Or are they called walks?? And, if they are called walks, do other flies make fun of the walk by saying mean things like, “Buzz off, dirt hugger!” and “You’ll never reach that giant light in the sky!!!” That would be cruel. anyways, later we buzzed over to our Nanny’s house to sleep over. Nothing really changed there, because we still were sitting around the house. In the middle of a mandatory sit-and-stare out the window, I remember a little trinket of my childhood. When I was little, I buried a stuffed crab in her backyard. I went to go dig it back up because I didn’t have anything better to do, and when I did I found it…. DECAPITATED!!!! If you are wondering how a crab was decapitated it was in half. Anyways, I dropped it and trailed back inside, then started to write my blog post about that crab. So, another boring day, I hope things will start to change soon.