Well, there is news in the world. Some more significant than other, some just stupid but just newsworthy enough to talk about it like it is some actually important headline. But, today we will spin in to the spiraling depths of the strange ones, the weird ones, and the plain old nonsense ones. I doubt they ever happened (that’s because I may or may not have photoshopped screenshots of new anchors talking and changed the headlines). But, without further English words typed on to this here screen, planed on to your screen, the being planted on to an endless chain of screens constantly surfing through the slim chance of this screen popping up in your browser from the millions of other websites on this here internet, let’s get started.
Truth be told, it is a tad more believable than any other Fox News headline. But still, irritably strange.
More than one manatee described in this picture, am I right?
I know those FOX News propagandists do love their rabbit defecation.
This is why all we can do is pray for the next generation if we are seeing this (or if kids are coming up with this).
I’ve always wondered why their teeth looks like they surgically enlarged them
Alright, this was my list of strange news headlines. I must confess, I actually did photoshop these. They were images online that I changed the headlines of and made them sound ridiculously strange. I think it is for the better, actually. Behind that photoshop, there is some pretty strange stuff that I don’t think the world is ready to see yet. Although they are public images. Remember, the photoshop and the image itself was only a copy + paste relationship. This might have taken less than a minute to read in itself, although it took me about 2 hours to do it all. I didn’t say I was very good at photoshop.