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CHRISTMAS ERMAHGERD IT’S DECEMBER!!! The month of joy, hope, love, and everything else that I am in such a rush and happy state to recall at this moment! Today, I’d like to focus in on one of the many weird aspects of this holiday, set aside the obvious one; there is a holiday that in modern times is centered around a fat man somehow managing to fit in a chimney? I never understood why no-one thought that it sounded a little unbelievable. Anyone above 200 I don’t think would have a chance fitting in to the square hole that is a chimney. Alright, before I sidetrack myself and get myself involved in a string of caffeinated rants as I normally do on a topic that I normally wouldn’t give two cents about, let us start with the gallery of horrifying Santa Clause pictures!

1.) Bearded Out

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Even on number one I think that is enough nightmare fuel to last a month in a small country. And don’t ask me why his nose is orange or why the boy is dressed as a cowboy.

2.) No words

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I really hope this isn’t an abduction situation. Take a gaze in to those black, hopeless eyes and I am almost positive you will see death wrapped in a raw egg. I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!!!

3.) WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON IN THIS PICTURE?!

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Judging by the bunny like figure stepping in, I don’t know if this is Easter from heck or a Unibrow Christmas.

4.) …

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There goes any chance of sleep tonight!

5.) No word pt.2

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THIS IS WORSE THAN THE OTHERS!!!! WHY THE HECK IS THAT CHILD SMILING?!

6.) Call the priest!

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If this appears at my bedside today I won’t be so surprised. If it turns out he is the summon from a demon of the underworld I wouldn’t be either.

7.) He sees you when you’re sleeping…

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I read this in a book lately called Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children, and in it it was described as a soul stealing monster. So, basically what it looks like.

8.) He knows when you’re awake…

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Nothing else expressed on this here earth can replace the feeling of sheer terror that washed over me once  I first laid my eyes on this American Horror Story reject. Oh my god, that doesn’t even begin to compare…

9.) SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!!!!!

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And now there is another to add to my list of nightmares tonight!

10.) HE’S WATCHING…

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Just don’t look in the eyes…

Alright then. Do I have to celebrate Christmas this year? Because I think these pictures say otherwise.

 

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