The Universe According to Charlie is a website that genuinely tries to be funny, and is written by full-time internet gremlin Charlie. Charlie enjoys nature but simultaneously despises the birds that spread their wings and fly throughout the blue of the sky. He likes being around people but you would never find him purposefully interacting with another human. Scientists have scrambled and mothers and fathers have had tears welled in their eyes while trying to figure out this perplexing human and the strange things he does. This blog is essentially a page where he tries to sound smart with his words that he googled but ultimately sounds like the illegible rantings of a monkey pumped with LSD.
Sometimes he will say something politically incorrect or offensive, and others he will write a BuzzFeed inspired list post. Once in a blue moon he’ll share a personal experience (but only the fun ones so everyone will believe his life is cheery and eventful), and every once in a while he’ll make up a fake disease. He’ll try to be smart, but an unequivocal guarantee is that insanity will ring out and not one will be spared