4th of July is here now- and there’s so much to laugh about! That joke may get me arrested by the CIA or FBI or whatever other abbreviated government agencies there are, but today I am in a good mood. So, without further ado, let’s get started!
~ Note ~ I did not make these jokes. I got them from other websites.
Q.) What’s red, white, black, and blue?
A.) Uncle Sam falling down the stairs!!!
Q.) What type of tea did the Colonists wish to be bestowed upon?
Q.) What’s the difference between a duck and good ol’ Georgie?
A.) One has a bill on its face and another has its face on a bill!!!
Q.) Hey, did you hear about the liberty bell?
A.) Yeah, it cracked me up!
Q.) What protest did a pack of dogs in 1772 lead?
A.) The Boston FLEA Party!!!
Q.) What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays their own country?
A.) BeneDUCK Arnold!!!
Q.) What did one flag say to the other flag?
A.) Nothing, it just WAVED!!!
Q.) What dance was all the rage in 1776?
A.) The Indepen-dance!!!
Q.) What did King George think of the Colonists?
A.) He thought that they were REVOLTING!!!!
Q.) Do they have a 4th of July in England?
A.) Of course they do! How else would they get from the 3rd to 5th!
Q.) What does the famed Statue of Liberty stand for?
A.) BECAUSE IT CAN’T SIT DOWN!!!!
Q.) What do you call an American drawing?
A.) YANKEE DOODLE!!!!
Q.) What was a patriots favorite food during the Revolutionary War period?
A.) Chicken catch-a-tory!!!
Q.) What did the rebelling colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
Q.) Why did the duck say bang?
A.) Because he was a fire-quacker!!!
Q.) What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
A.) The Fodder of our Country!!!
Alright, well I hope you enjoyed yet another Joke Compilation!!! To all of the Bald Eagles out there, have a merry, merry, Fourth of July!!!