You’ll never guess what day it is…
1.) What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference but its diameter? Moon cheese!!!
2.) Did you know that 3.14 percent of sailors are PI rates?
3.) Where can you buy a ruler that is 3 feet long? A yard sale!!!
4.) Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots!!!
5.) Why was Sir Circumference so chubby? He ate way too much PI!!!
6.) What is Pi Day’s spirit animal? The PI-thon!!!
7.) What do you call a giant with only one eyeball on Pi Day? A Pi-Clops!!!
8.) What do you get once you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter??? Pi in the sky!!!
9.) What shape is usually waiting for you at Starbucks? A line!!!
11.) Why did the obtuse angle decide to go to the beach? Because he was over 90 degrees!!!
12.) Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point!!!
And, lets finish this off with a classic…
13.) Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!!!
Well, I hope you enjoyed. I hope you did! Do me a favor, and annoy as many people as you can tomorrow with these jokes, don’t spare a soul! Don’t be surprised about how many groans you’ll get in return!!!